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D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.
by FindingRachael November 29, 2015
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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Gummy Bear'd

When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.
When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!
by Jett Black February 23, 2009
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poo-bear'd

Being ass raped with honey, or anal sex with honey used as lubricant
Kevin Mitnick was poo-bear'd while in prison.
by helicine March 1, 2004
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Bear'd

The act of rubbing bears agaist someone or something.
by They're here April 6, 2021
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Gummy Bear’d

The action of a Male performing sexual intercourse on someone with a flaccid penis.
I just got gummy bear’d by Paul’s 4 incher
by Slayatron April 26, 2023
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