Cuntraception

A form of contraception to prevent the reproduction of c@nts

Some people should be given Cuntraception instead of contraception, he kid is a c@nt

by Triangle021 June 11, 2018

contraceptionist

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.

by CapTim January 25, 2008

contreceptionist

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.

by CapTim January 25, 2008

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

oral contraception

oral contraception: talking your way out of sex

boy:lets have sex
girl:no

by no-name-needed January 6, 2005

contraception

A small child walking into it's parents bedroom to find out what the noise is

children are the best form of contraception

by PGTips April 26, 2006

cuntception

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.

2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.

1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.

2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!

by qinsanep March 19, 2015