Cumpire 

Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.

Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..

Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

Cumpire 

Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.

Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.

Cumpire by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006

cumpire 

An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.

Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!

cumpire by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

CUMPIRE 

a cumpire is a vampire but only goes for the purest semen. the purest semen is in little boys. they extract the semen by sucking the little boys willy and spitting it out in milk bottles. the only known cumpires are the Atkinsons there whereabouts are in the stella tunnels have been sighted in winlation schools and in blaydon if you see these horrific beasts please let the nearest priest know where you saw them

i saw a cumpire on my little boy

CUMPIRE by ethan j brown June 1, 2023

Cumpire 

Vampires that suck semen instead of blood.

Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.

Cumpires can be either male or female.

Pastor Phil on a website called "Twitch" is a known cumpire.

California is full of Cumpires.

Cumpires hang around gay bars.

#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire

Cumpire by #AlexisMason October 2, 2023

Cumpire 

Like a vampire, but they have to drink cum instead.

Man, that guy is a total cumpire.

Cumpire by Ben Whofleck What? September 16, 2017

cumpire 

a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.

Guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
Guy 2: no, what's it about?

Guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
Guy 2: fuckin cumpires.

cumpire by Dick Ballderass August 18, 2010