Cubemonkey

Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.

I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.

by Richard Smith July 20, 2006

cuntmonkey

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

cube monkey

one who works in a cubicle

John doesn't have an office at his job, he is a cube monkey

by chazz drizzler April 5, 2007

codemonkey

Supreme ruler of project rockstar
Creator of life, A Rockstar life.

All hail the codemonkey, and everything before him

by colin miles February 21, 2004

codemonkeys

An awesome tv show on G4 tv.

I'm going to watch codemonkeys.

by whore lover May 3, 2008

codemonkey

1) Computer Programmer. Someone who is skilled in the ways of coding.
2) Porn addict. See computer science.

1) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

2) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002