Cockogram

A photograph of the male penis sent to another via personal message

spkoller:Oh wow i think Howsit sent me another Cockogram... thats like 5 today.

by Palringo sex group May 18, 2009

Cockocracy

The political power of the penis within a hierarchal structure, normally between men.

Size matters in the cockocracy of the locker room

by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014

cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

by Fete October 16, 2005

Cockscrambler

A very effeminate male who dresses like a very attractive female. Often times they appear as female from afar and to the untrained eye. However, once the costume comes off, the truth is revealed to the bemoaning of any man who falls for the trap. They are usually found around anime expos or any area with a large conglomerate of cosplayers.

"Man, those ninja girls look pretty cute."
"They're cockscramblers."
"Damn."

by Hypothetical High Five February 18, 2007

cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick

Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.

by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005

Conogram

Falsely portraying a bit of admittedly nifty technology as being way more advanced than it is.
Also, something that CNN did to compete on the same level (read: lowest common denominator aka infotainment) as Fox. Lends a news program the objective crediblity equivalent to having Flava' Flav and Britney Spears MC the State of the Union Address.

Did you see the conogram on CNN last night during the election? That was just green-screening. My webcam can do that. Look, I'm in Maui now! Eat a dick, Wolf.

by JFork December 15, 2008

cockrammer

one who takes penis in the shit funnel

Troy, shut up, you fuckin' cockrammer

by Corey January 26, 2004