Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!
by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011
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This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
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Cockflake
• Cuckflake
• CockFlame
• cockface
• cockolate
• cockfucker
• cockslayer
• cornflaked
• coonflakes
• cocklate
Term denoting overly entitled, hypocritical and judgemental people who like to whine and complain about their own problems as the end of society, while everyone else s problems are their own fault.
Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.
Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.
Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.
Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."
Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.
Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.
Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.
Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.
Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.
Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."
Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.
Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.
"You cuckflakes do not realize that you are everything you just attacked"
"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"
"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"
"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"
"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"
"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."
"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"
"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"
"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"
"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"
"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."
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2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
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1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
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A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
by @PEINPE October 2, 2011
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by infiniti August 15, 2003
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