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Cockaround

A suggestion to "do whatever you're gonna do" at your best ability.
Some dude: alright.. Well.. I'm gonna go get some coffee n junk.

Kind friend: cool man.. Cockaround.
by Ernest Barnswallow June 28, 2011
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cockproud

The attitude of loving having a cock, showing it off, and revelling in all the pleasures that it brings.
In the locker room:
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."
by silkpouch September 10, 2007
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Cockaroni

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
by Gas king March 17, 2021
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Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."
by Marty March 9, 2005
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cockarona

The dance a man does when hes scratching his balls
I was doing the cockarona in the kitchen and my mom got really pissed at me.
by Big booty pianos April 15, 2020
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cockhound

To chase after cock like a hound chases a fox. One who wants cock over and over and over and over again.
by Blitz March 6, 2003
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