Chairsoft

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.

"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."

by Wrim June 29, 2014

chairsatan

Federal bank chairman Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke is chairsatan

by politikalyogi July 13, 2011

Chairlift Bomb

An action taken on behalf of someone riding a mountain chairlift, which involves:

1. Waiting until the group in front of you has a perfect chairlift sequence (typically a family that enjoy to ride the lift together or a group of buddies).
2. Scooching forward at the last minute to join said group on the chairlift (must be seated between one or more individuals)

"Oh man! Did you see that! What a jerk! He totally pulled a chairlift bomb!"

Like photobombing, but on a chairlift

by Ritt Bitt January 11, 2011

chairsofter

Noun.
1)Refers to people who boast about their superior knowledge in regards to airsoft, and how they are the best around because they know everything.
At the same time, they seem to know everything, but you will never see them at games.

2)A person who talks a lot about airsoft but never actually plays. One who "airsofts" from their chair.

Any online airsoft forum will have at least three chairsofters.

by DSRK December 13, 2007

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

Chairsofting

To go to an airsofting arena and do nothing but sit around and do nothing but socialize.

Hey you see those Lost Profits Jr.'s? They just come here to go chairsofting.

by moahman April 29, 2013

Chairsofter

Airsoft campers that have insane ROF airsoft guns. They love being dickbags and ruining the fun of the sport by sitting in a corner with their piece of shit gun and blowing legit players away.

Real player 1: OMG I just got killed by a chairsofter in that corner.

Real player 2: I say we advance on him using actual skill and unload our hicap son full auto on him.

Real player 1: fuck yeah, noobs like him need to learn a lesson

by СукаБлять August 28, 2016