C.P.W.

Crustacean Penis Wart, a penis wart contracted with having sexual interactions with a crustacean 🦞

Michael: yo I had sex with a crab last night
Ben: did you check for C.P.W.???
Michael: what’s that??????
Ben: Crustacean Penis Warts

by Michealisagaynigga May 21, 2019

C.P.W

means 'Crafty Pocket Wank'
when a dodgy looking man is in a teenage girls trampolining lesson with his hands in his pockets.... CPW

'hey look at that guy with his hands in his pockets...'
'C.P.W?'
'prolly'

by =virus.exe= November 15, 2004

c.p.w.a.p.

Common accronym meaning "Cartoon Porn With A Purpose."

Example: the directions in a condom box are best when illustrated using c.p.w.a.p.

by r.hatchling July 17, 2016

P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P.

People who hate people who don’t care about politics. Focus on the useless things.

Guy 1: WAHHH! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT POLITICS!? YOU MUST NOW!
Guy 2: Shut up you P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P.

by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. February 9, 2025

P.W.C.

The term "P.W.C." (P-"Dub"-C) or simply (P-Dub) stands for "Proceed With Caution", and is spoken when smoking a pipe, to warn others that everything in the pipe is almost burnt, and you may inhale some ash.

"Ay dogg, P.W.C. (P-"Dub"-C) (P-Dub) on that bowl, its about cashed"

by RubbaDub9202 March 27, 2010

P.W.C.M.S.

Stands for "Person Who calls me Skunkbag."

"Hey skunkbag!"
...."Hey P.W.C.M.S."

by Beth&Madison June 2, 2008

c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y

can we play fight until my dick slips in you .😶

good morning beautiful i was wondering if we c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y ?

by bruisedk1tty January 15, 2021