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Braidin is a sweet cute boy. He will treat u right and will truly love you. Even if yall get in a fight he will always forgive you. So if u get a braidin keep him
Girl 1:Braidin is so cute

Girl 2:Braidin is so sweet
by Jeffy uhhhhhh November 18, 2017
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Braidin

Braidin is a sweet and kind girl, but she is also very smart and pretty and doesn’t try to be dependent on others for anything. Braidin loves nature and animals and her friends find her caring and inspirational.
Braidin is very funny.

Braidin is the nicest girl I’ve ever met!
by Kenzie White May 30, 2020
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
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Braydin

Braydin's are often handsome men with big hearts and kind personalities when they let you into their lives, they are shy at first but very outgoing once you get to know them. Braydin's often tend to go after blond/brown haired women and fall easily for them, they tend to like the colours blue, green or grey and have amazing smiles. Braydin's are very likeable unless you get on their bad side, then they can be really rude. Never break the heart of a Braydin because you will regret it greatly. They are great lovers and make the perfect husbands, girls should go after a Braydin whenever they get the chance. Braydin's tend to be very popular and very strong muscular men.
"Oh my god Braydin asked me out!" "Wow! That's amazing, I wish I had a man like Braydin!"
by TheWomanOfYourDreams August 19, 2013
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branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.
Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining
by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020
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