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Chaz Bono 2 Step

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When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.
Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.
by toofatforwords October 26, 2011
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The Sonny Bono

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A sexual act in which a woman gives a hand job to men on either side of her while blowing a guy standing in front of her. This gives the appearance of skiing while taking some wood in the mouth. Kinda like Sonny did. Ouch.
Dude, Carissa gave me, Tom, and Mike The Sonny Bono last night. I was the tree!
by Hanging Brain May 18, 2010
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Sonny Bono

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used in reference to a tee shot in golf that ends up in the woods.
"Man Joeys tee off on the 9th was a total Sonny Bono"
by Dick Slammin since 94 June 8, 2009
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Sonny Bono

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Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:

A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
Sonny Bono was an icon of some type...
the 60s and 70s?... ya!
by thedzone September 27, 2009
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The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.
Damn, Ricky! We're HITTIN THE TREES LIKE SONNY BONO!
by Freshketh September 1, 2009
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Sonny Bono

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The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.
Dude! Did you see that guy? He did a total Sony Bono!
by steve April 29, 2003
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