Bates

A breath of fresh air. Sexy as hell and the best kind of cool. Looks 15 years younger than he is. Warmly kind. Genuinely caring. He can be alone and doesn't need the attention or reactions of others to know who he is. Comfortable in his own skin and peaceful. Just needs more discretion in the friends he picks.

If a Bates is your man, you're a lucky, lucky girl!!

by SpaGirl123 August 14, 2011

Bates

Named for Norman Bates, the mentally unstable antagonist of the film Psycho, a Bates is a person who never threatens anyone's life directly, but very obviously gives off the "I'm going to kill you in your sleep and roll around in your blood giggling like a schoolgirl" vibe. A Bates is almost always completely oblivious to the fact that they're a Bates. Also usually very poor at reading hints to leave others alone.

Janet: You know that kid John? He's a total Bates.

Brad: You can say that again, he keeps looking at me like he wants to cut out my liver and eat it raw.

by lightning_troubadour January 31, 2016

Bates

A really cool person who is anti-chess

Damn that dude is like a bates, he always screws up my chess games.

by the unknown bates April 10, 2004

Bates

Bates(aka Big lipped Bastard)is John Carroll's Hero. Very racist and educated in firearms. Damn Sexy. Very, very big lips. If your listen closely in the halls, you can hear him say "Stupid Nigger!" and "Hell No!". Despite his unusual appearence , Bates takes a hip-hop dance class and can back it up like nobody's buisness.

Whos that guy with those huge ass lips? Ooh that's just Bates.

by Peety Bates. March 9, 2005

bates

Someone who is beyond lazy and generally cares nothing for life.

person 1: "Hese done nothing but watch TV all day"
Person 2:"Init what a toser, hese a pure bates"

by lloyd90 October 1, 2007

Bates

To vomit in an uncontrollable fashion; often whilst sitting on the ground in the middle of a park, on a saturday night

Ewww she was batesing all over him last weekend

My hair had all this bates in it

Oh my god, shes so gross...it makes me want to bates!

by McBabe12 March 6, 2009

bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007