Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured
fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.
Prostitutes retire a at the age of
12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the
country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the
slow transition to a '
breeder'. Females who have reached the
breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.
Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their
father are they permitted to leave the family
home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.
The Polish
people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human
history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.
Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.
Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
A traditional Polish Joke:
POLE
1: I've killed so many jew's
id rather be raping my daughter!
POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first
A typical Polish Conversation:
Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you
guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (
High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey
fella's i'm Peter.
