7 definitions by Big Black Monkey Balls
Anyone who uses this card combo in the popular mobile game Clash Royale is a fucking faggot and has decided to say, "fuck these hoes, I ain't getting none of them". And fingers themself to make them either feel nice or fantasize about it. They also watch hentai so they can dream of their "dream" girl. If that "dream" girl is alive, probably just cares abt them as much as they care about their former goals, AKA a entrepreneur. Instead they become a porn user, not a star.
Person 1: Yo I play clash royale like a lad
Person 2: What deck
Person 1: A cheap deck but the main cards are megaknight witch.
Person 2: Go fucking kys you contribute nothing to society
Person 1: Damn
Person 2: What deck
Person 1: A cheap deck but the main cards are megaknight witch.
Person 2: Go fucking kys you contribute nothing to society
Person 1: Damn
by Big Black Monkey Balls August 19, 2022
I wock is something that lil yachty has taken to the country of Poland. He continuously says "I took the woooooooooock to Poland"
Person 1: Lil yachty, what did you take to Poland again?
Lil Yachty: I took the woooooooooock to Poland.
Person 1: The wock or woooooooooock?
Lil Yachty the woooooooooock
Lil Yachty: I took the woooooooooock to Poland.
Person 1: The wock or woooooooooock?
Lil Yachty the woooooooooock
by Big Black Monkey Balls October 25, 2022
Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary are silly moderators with negative mates. They vape all together and suck their vapes and dicks at the same time. Billy's favourite flavour is the entire Mcdonald's and KFC menu while Shiv's favourite Is chicken curry and watermelon purple kool-aid. Another vape buddy is nicholas cannane, who vapes more than 30000 puffs a sec. He has the world record of most vapes used in a single day, with him breaking the previous by over 10000.
Shiv Modley and Billy at the same time: Lets suck each others vapes and dicks at the same time
Nick: Can I join in pls?
Shiv: Fuck off
Billy: Sure my senpai
Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary are silly moderators with negative mates. They vape all together and suck their vapes and dicks at the same time. Billy's favourite flavour is the entire Mcdonald's and KFC menu while Shiv's favourite Is chicken curry and watermelon purple kool-aid. Another vape buddy is nicholas cannane, who vapes more than 30000 puffs a sec. He has the world record of most vapes used in a single day, with him breaking the previous by over 10000.
Nick: Can I join in pls?
Shiv: Fuck off
Billy: Sure my senpai
Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary are silly moderators with negative mates. They vape all together and suck their vapes and dicks at the same time. Billy's favourite flavour is the entire Mcdonald's and KFC menu while Shiv's favourite Is chicken curry and watermelon purple kool-aid. Another vape buddy is nicholas cannane, who vapes more than 30000 puffs a sec. He has the world record of most vapes used in a single day, with him breaking the previous by over 10000.
by Big Black Monkey Balls November 6, 2023
Mega Knight is a card from clash royale, anyone who uses this shitbag is a fucking virgin and will have to adopt a child and say "Yeah i fucked this chick", when in reality it was a 700lb fat ass who hasn't left her bed for at least a year. He also would use Lumberloon. So he fucked his uncle and used that to say, i lost my virginity
Person 1: I use mega knight
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do
by Big Black Monkey Balls July 28, 2022
Person 1: Lil yachty took the who to Poland?
Person 2: He took the wooooooooooock to Poland.
Lil Yachty: I took the wooooooooooock to poland.
Person 2: He took the wooooooooooock to Poland.
Lil Yachty: I took the wooooooooooock to poland.
by Big Black Monkey Balls October 25, 2022
SpeedyLoon is someone that wants to fucking kill him self and will stay a virgin till he become 41. This is because speedyloon fucking buffs the ballon so hard and anyone who uses this probably gets boners when they see a fucking fat chick. They also think having a 1million snapscore is cool, they also seem to finger them self for fun.
Person 1: Hey, wanna fuck?
Person 2: Nah i use speedyloon i cant till im 41
Person 1: Thank fucking god i asked
Person 2: Yeah im very weird.
Person 2: Nah i use speedyloon i cant till im 41
Person 1: Thank fucking god i asked
Person 2: Yeah im very weird.
by Big Black Monkey Balls July 28, 2022
Speedyloon is a combination of cards using skeleton barrel and ballon, in the popular game called clash royale. Anyone who uses this combo probably fucking fingers themself and has no mates. He also has a fetish for fat girls and wants to get laid by multiple at once. They also get no bitches and probably get paid to get laid by a fat girl. These type of people are virgins and the fat girl is probably get scared of them because they use speedyloon
by Big Black Monkey Balls August 1, 2022