A black
man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays
golf, has a
tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.
chick 1: how was yur
date with Todd last night?
chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima
stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!