sex 

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

I pity all you poor souls ;;

sex by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008

sex 

sex is something two or more people do when they love each other... or not (lol). sex is performed when two men, two women, or a male and a female join together at the reproductive organ. sex is almost always pleasurable and can include oral, anal, vaginal, or tit fuck. there are many positions for sexual intercourse and objects such as toys, sexy clothing, etc. can be used for stimulating arousal.

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

sex by The Awesome Singer June 21, 2009

Sex 

Aim...
Aim...
Aim...
FIRE!


Basically how it works :)

Last night during sex; we aimed, and we FIRED ;D.

Sex by yourmumswellphattt April 30, 2009

sex 

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you won't multiply

I was at my boyfriends house when he suddenly said, "Let's have sex" so he ate me out, then put a pen in and out of my vagina over and over again because he wanted to get hard, untill I cummed all over the bed. I had to get some of him, so I sucked his penis. He got hard in my mouth. The he felt my breasts which by the way are huge. He then had sex with my butt untill I pinned him to the bed. I took his penis, and put it in and out of my vagina. His condom was very thin, and I could see right through it. I licked it and I think that he could feel me. Then he got on top and rode me for like an hour. He put his hands on my boobs and we rolled around the bed lickin eachother and kissing. Then, the doorbell rang. I got it, naked and all, and there was another girl. SHe wanted to join. He fucked her hard while I sat there and sobbed. Finally, I left and went to have sex with her boyfriend. THen we all did it together (all of the people in our group) and there were penises and condoms and all everwhere. It was awesome.

sex by slutgirl January 23, 2007

Sex 

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina or a man/woman's mouth.

I ditched school for the second half of the day, I hated all the teachers. Fuck my life. I took a trail in the woods home, when suddenly I was pinned to the ground. I looked up to see Ryan, the hottest boy in my school. His lips kissed mine and started to tongue me, and when He ripped his shirt off to reveal a six pack,I giggled, kissing down his chest as he pulled off my shirt. I wasn't wearing a bra, so he started to suck. Moaning, I started to take his pants off, his boxers sliding down with it. I stared in joy at the 9' cock in front of me, and teased him off, starting to lick the tip, sucking on it. He moaned and screamed "Faster!" So I bobbed my head back and forth, taking about five inches into my mouth with the first thrust, gaining an inch every time. Groaning, I stopped sucking and started to pull my own ants down, where he fingered me hungrily. "Just fuck me already!" And he did so, pulling off my thing and at first teased me with it, before slamming his cock into my vagina, all 9'. Moaned and screamed, and he thrusted faster and faster until we both came and lay on the floor, and we made out again.
Sex.

Sex by True Story 899997 February 15, 2012

Sex 

The thing you could be having instead of looking up definitions for words like "Sex" on Urban Dictionary.

Get away from your computer screen, go to a club, meet a girl and have sex, instead of sitting here reading definitions for stupid words

Sex by YOUzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 16, 2009

Sex 

A wonderful time

There are a bunch of sexy sluts so I will have sex with them all

Sex by Pearsonthatlikesbuttsex1 June 16, 2014