A frivolous trumpet player whose best trait is making
phony door slips and has a peculiar incapability of renting minivans. This person also is completely sleep deprived and often falls asleep amidst the height of social gatherings. He is also an absolute food
slut and will do anything needed to acquire
food; a glutton.
'Hey have you seen a bimbo around these parts?'
'Yeah, that bimbo is in the stolen concert hall which he acquired through a phony door
slip; he is viciously consuming the food that the bimbress bought after he just woke from his
nap and food spontaneously appeared before his
head.'