A frivolous trumpet player whose best trait is making
phony door slips and has a peculiar incapability of renting minivans. This person also is completely sleep deprived and often falls asleep amidst the height of social gatherings. He is also an absolute food slut and will do
anything needed to acquire food; a glutton.
'Hey have you
seen a bimbo around these parts?'
'Yeah, that bimbo is in the stolen concert hall which he acquired through a phony
door slip; he is viciously consuming the food that the bimbress bought after he just
woke from his nap and food spontaneously appeared before his head.'