jizz 

What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.

My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.

jizz by PressurePoint September 19, 2008

Jizz 

Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.

Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).

Jizz by South Street November 12, 2011

Jizz 

to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.

Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!

Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.

Jizz by Nickolai Peropo February 12, 2008

Jizz 

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

Jizz by Stealth Siggi July 3, 2014

jizz 

An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance

Karen takes her burgers without jizz.

Hold the jizz please.

jizz by breezy87 November 6, 2015

Jizz 

Jizz is both the cum of a dude and the natural lubricant of a dudette.

DUDE! I jizzed all over my cat...

Jizz by Katerungl November 9, 2017

Jizz 

The 'vibe' of a bird, as used in early 1900s birding texts.

I like the jizz of that bird, it is almost pheasant-like.

Jizz by Pedro_the_Penguin September 7, 2020