Suicide 

Just do it already

Bro I am gone
Fuck you world, I am committed Suicide

Suicide by anonymous November 2, 2020

suicide 

a permanent solution to a temporary problem

He committed suicide because the girl he liked had a boyfriend.

suicide by lovernotafighter1111111111111 May 25, 2011

Suicide 

1. Common joke
2. Something incredibly dumb
3. Media sensative topic

1. "I don't wanna be aliiiiiiiive! I just wanna die today..."
2. The dumbest dogs not to kill themselves
3. "Suicide US NEWS"

Suicide by The damned lexicon December 13, 2017

suicide 

the eazy way out most of the time done by depressed teenagers or depressed adults

suicide-jack shot himself after being dumped by his girl

suicide by jamie herring May 15, 2008

suicide 

something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.

loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide

Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.

suicide by loserh8r December 10, 2008

Suicide 

Something people say they're going to for attention.

Im gonna go commit suicide im done. i have no friends
THE NEXT DAY
HEY guys wats up wanna go bowling

Suicide by Monkeybro0 January 22, 2017

Suicide 

A common way for people to end all of their problems. There is multiple ways you can "
participate" in this activity but the most common forms are Jumping, Drowning, Electric shock, Drug Overdose and Hanging yourself
If considering suicide, call the number below. If you want to die, Then do it no balls you wont!

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

John!! I swear if you Suicide I will kill you!

Suicide by Urban Chiwawa June 13, 2018