A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about
random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every
police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida
men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.
Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing
car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal
car that isn't working until
police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off
hamster
- Florida Man has
sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of
weed while being pulled over by
police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot