Florida-Man's definitions

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023

Nebraska

Why should I put a definition for Nebraska here? Since it doesn't exist! Like ask yourself, what the fuck came from this state anyway.

Person 1: My dad is literally Nebraska.
Person 2: Damn, can't believe you dont have one.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023