schlub 

An absolute mess, somebody who doesn't care about anything, especially the opposite gender.

Vinny Falcone is a schlub

schlub by Schlubs rule April 23, 2006

schlub 

A person regarded as clumsy, stupid or unattractive.

"That CheeseCake is the biggest schlub on the planet

schlub by Meeper February 23, 2004

schlub 

Famously noted in the movie 'Big Daddy'; a schlub is a cross between a scrub and a slob.

Don't be a schlub.

schlub by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Schlub 

1.) A boy who thinks he's a bum but is actually really cute and perfect for you. 2.) The male equivalent to a girl calling herself fat.

Boyfriend: "I'm a schlub"
Girlfriend: "you know thats not true"

Schlub by putitonahotdog April 17, 2018

Schlub 

A person , usually Peter Rincon Sainez , who has a severe below average IQ , doesn't have a life , usually fat or out of shape, and is extremely lazy.

Lucile: Did you see the schlubs sitting in thier house all spring break long?
Sandra: Yeah they said they were going to an air show but never even made it out the door!

Lucile: Typical antisocial schlubs..

Schlub by Suhihmooslem March 30, 2015

schlub 

1) synonym for thot or hoe.
2) idiot or insanely slow person

Girl 1: that chick is such a schlub.
Girl 2: i know, right?

schlub by bacon_pancakes January 22, 2014

Schlub 

The guy you meet and date before you meet "the one." Nearly every girl can relate to this one.

The guy Mike was such a schlub. If dating him was to make me more grateful once I met my husband, it was all worth it!

Schlub by Saxony September 7, 2015