2 definitions by putitonahotdog

Zucker

Plural: Zuckers. Someone who falls for Mark Zuckerburg being a human.

Person 1: "Mark Zuckerburg is an alien reptile"

Person 2: "no hes just drinking water like a human"

Mark: "bunch or Zuckers"

by putitonahotdog April 17, 2018

1.) A boy who thinks he's a bum but is actually really cute and perfect for you. 2.) The male equivalent to a girl calling herself fat.

Boyfriend: "I'm a schlub"
Girlfriend: "you know thats not true"

by putitonahotdog April 17, 2018