egoist
Some body thinks hes that guy and he thinks he's the hot shit but he really ain't and has got a massive ego.
egoist by Sean Olayinkaka Nigger Balls January 4, 2024
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A pejorative term for parents who take their small children to the cinema with them, even though the children are too young to akcually have the attention span to enjoy movies while the content of the movie happens to be too inappropriate for the children to watch.
Watching that intense action movie full of violence titled "John Wick 3: Parabellum" (2019) with all those kids in the theater made me realize how some parents are total egoists, dragging their little ones into inappropriate films!
egoist by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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Egoist Deku Animation
The ‘Egoist deku animation’ (or whatever you call it) is an mha villain deku animation with the song ‘Egoist’ by Parsley Onuma. However it’s now apparently inappropiate according to YouTube.
It’s a very good animation and probably the one good thing the mha fandom has ever created.
ha ha bakugo is dead
It’s a very good animation and probably the one good thing the mha fandom has ever created.
ha ha bakugo is dead
Person A: hey did you see that egoist deku animation on YouTube?
Person B: yea it’s cool
Person C: bakugo was the worst character in mha and it’s a good thing he died.
Person B: yea it’s cool
Person C: bakugo was the worst character in mha and it’s a good thing he died.
Egoist Deku Animation by Wonderhoy December 10, 2022
Urban Dictionary Egoist
Noun
A person who goes to urban dictionary for the sole reason to praise themselves in a concerning amount of detail.
A person who goes to urban dictionary for the sole reason to praise themselves in a concerning amount of detail.
Urban Dictionary Egoist by AnEpicGamerB) November 25, 2021
alter egoist
A dedicated fan (or dedicated egoist) who's part of the ALTER EGO Wiki community. The phrase was originally created as the ALTER EGO Wiki was operating a fan cult for the game called 'Alteruism,' which fans can sign up for. It provides its members (cultists) with the latest leaks and speculations for the game found nowhere else during its development stage.
Over time, the term slipped out of that context, and people began using it as a nickname for all ALTER EGO fans. This is, of course, a misnomer, since the original meaning was about those super-involved, almost obsessive community members who lived and breathed everything ALTER EGO. Still, the name stuck, and nowadays you'll sometimes see it tossed around loosely to mean "fan of ALTER EGO" in general.
Over time, the term slipped out of that context, and people began using it as a nickname for all ALTER EGO fans. This is, of course, a misnomer, since the original meaning was about those super-involved, almost obsessive community members who lived and breathed everything ALTER EGO. Still, the name stuck, and nowadays you'll sometimes see it tossed around loosely to mean "fan of ALTER EGO" in general.
alter egoist by Gabonnie October 6, 2025
Sci-Egoist
Sci-Egoist /ˌsaɪˈɛɡ.oʊ.ɪst/
A practitioner of scientism—a flawless descent into narcissistic solipsism, wrapped in a lab coat.
A covert-misanthropic hall monitor who brandishes his pipette like a magic wand: "I fucking LOVE Science!" He believes your soul, grandma's love, and Beethoven's 9th are just "irrational chemical slurry leaking through a meat-computer." Embodies the Rick & Morty Nihilist Complex: uses the empty void to justify why taking a value position is stupid. Pathologically driven to invalidate everyone else's existential sense of self. If caught in a web of lies of omission, he weaponizes credentials to gaslight you into feeling like a schizo for daring to ask questions. Replaces God with blind entropy. Sneers at a priest, then drops to his knees in awe over a COVID-19 heatmap. A radical empiricist on bath salts—yet lacks rigor for alternative models—because he finds theories too abstract and 'teleological.' Sees humanity as a chaotic ball pit. Contemptuously belittles libertarians for having an "ideology." His worldview isn't ideology—it's a superior void. Society doesn't exist; collective conspiratorial agency doesn't; only raw probability does. Uses weaponized selective skepticism: Olympic-level, hyper-fluid doubt. Studies threatening funding = Sherlock Holmes nitpicking. Studies promising a podcast slot = toddler clutching a blankie, parroting: "The experts have spoken!"—before shilling his Funko Pop collection.
A practitioner of scientism—a flawless descent into narcissistic solipsism, wrapped in a lab coat.
A covert-misanthropic hall monitor who brandishes his pipette like a magic wand: "I fucking LOVE Science!" He believes your soul, grandma's love, and Beethoven's 9th are just "irrational chemical slurry leaking through a meat-computer." Embodies the Rick & Morty Nihilist Complex: uses the empty void to justify why taking a value position is stupid. Pathologically driven to invalidate everyone else's existential sense of self. If caught in a web of lies of omission, he weaponizes credentials to gaslight you into feeling like a schizo for daring to ask questions. Replaces God with blind entropy. Sneers at a priest, then drops to his knees in awe over a COVID-19 heatmap. A radical empiricist on bath salts—yet lacks rigor for alternative models—because he finds theories too abstract and 'teleological.' Sees humanity as a chaotic ball pit. Contemptuously belittles libertarians for having an "ideology." His worldview isn't ideology—it's a superior void. Society doesn't exist; collective conspiratorial agency doesn't; only raw probability does. Uses weaponized selective skepticism: Olympic-level, hyper-fluid doubt. Studies threatening funding = Sherlock Holmes nitpicking. Studies promising a podcast slot = toddler clutching a blankie, parroting: "The experts have spoken!"—before shilling his Funko Pop collection.
"Sat through a post-2008 economic crisis lecture by a Sci-Egoist. According to him, it wasn't insiders knowingly liquefying worthless mortgage-backed securities to the retail investors stuck HODLing the shitbag—it was just 'epistemic opacity' and 'VaR-model fragility.' When I mentioned the ratings agencies colluding with banks, he snorted: 'That's a narrative fallacy—there's no cabal, just systemically stupid bankers failing my personal antifragility shit-test by virtue of following bad regulations and being, frankly, fragile turkeys.' Then he spent forty minutes explaining why his black-swan hedge fund made 50% that year while everyone else lost their pensions—interrupting himself twice to call me a 'derivative moron' and an 'intellectual-yet-idiot who wears socks with Birkenstocks' for not immediately grasping convexity. I asked if he'd warned anyone. He glared at me as if I'd accidentally run over a Greek Orthodox priest: 'I wrote a book—not my fault you didn't read it. Now let me tell you why I'm the only one who understands probability.'"
Sci-Egoist by FieldAnthropologist July 16, 2026
Egotist
Someone who thinks of his/herself much more highly than anyone else, and one whom usually thinks only for their own sake. Egotists can be manipulative if profits outweigh losses, and are generally non-biased when giving advice and criticism.
They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.
They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.
Egotist: Hey man, welcome to my party!
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.
Egotist by SilverYukiru October 8, 2014