They are very cool, very popular, physically fit males whose goal in life is to strive to be the best at their chosen sports. They work twice as hard as normal people, because they have to maintain good grades while excelling in athletics. Hated by lesser beings in school because of their popularity, physical attributes, good looks, charm, and their ability to get and use the women nerds would kill for. Will more than likely become politicians, successful contractors, or firemen.
Successful jocks: Dick Cheney, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, the man who tells your dad what to do at work, etc.
1. They are involved in EVERY sport, but does half of them to get the girls.
2. If they do anything related to video games, it most likely involves Call of Duty
3. Drives a tricked up sports car with mile-wide exhaust pipes and no roof.
4. Their futures have "McDonalds Drive-thru" and "eight STDs" written all over them
5. Considers anything not like them to be emo, autistic, or gay.
6. Barely passed 5th grade