1) The source of all evil
2) Watered-down Coke-flavored
lube
Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way
one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to
water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.
1) OH SHIT, I had to buy a Pepsi and now
my life is cursed by the carbonated
drink gods!!
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like
lube!