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Stoating 

To go out looking to pick up the opposite sex (cash transactions optional)
Hey Frank, are we going stoating in Patpong tonight ?
Stoating by Bob Stoat August 1, 2008

stoating 

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.
Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.
stoating by GM January 2, 2005

stoating 

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.
Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.
stoating by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

stolting 

To fall asleep randomly in the company of friends. Sometimes accompanied by snoring. Somehow retaining the ability to jump right back into the conversation.
Chris was stolting in the meeting again.
stolting by atmoshacks December 20, 2010

Sloating 

The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.
An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."

Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).
Sloating by The_BFD July 23, 2012

smoating 

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"
smoating by funfettihouse May 31, 2009