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endorphins 

The body's natural opioids to make a person feel happy! Also to reduce pain. The only place these are found naturally is in the bloodstreams of people who are in love, in diet sodapop, & in chocolate!
I'm So Grateful for endorphins! & I love diet sodapop & chocolate & being in love!
endorphins by Starchylde June 7, 2016
Guy 1: "Hey Jim come over here"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? I'm engorphed right now"
Engorphed by BMerf March 6, 2016

endorphinized 

To have a high level of endorphins in the blood.
To be in high euphoric state.
After that eww wii John was highly endorphinized.

endorphin walrus 

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")
"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."

Enderphobia 

joe:"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT'S AN ENDERMAN!"
Ben: "You must have enderphobia."
Enderphobia by in5mer June 14, 2020

Enderphilia 

Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.
"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."

"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."

- George McFuck