cynoptimist 

A pessimist who is driven by hope. A paradoxical balance between being a skeptic and a utopian idealist. Wishfully wary. A guarded viewpoint with no tangible protection. Reckless yet cautious or reckless prudence. Circumspect with abandon.

He does not believe in God, but he hopes there is one, making him a cynoptimist about faith in a higher power.

cynoptimist by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

cynophilist 

A person who has a very deep love of dogs.

Usually a lover of all dogs in general, but may have a specific fondness of one breed in particular, often a result of positive experience of the breed at a young age, like in a film.

Dogs are great. I'm a total cynophilist.

cynophilist by Online Fan January 26, 2017

cynophilist 

Someone who fancies dogs. A dog person.

In order to work with dogs all day, you must be a Cynophilist

cynophilist by C.A.R.L. December 16, 2015

Coptimistic 

The feeling of confidence that one will not be caught by the police.

I think you are being a little too coptimistic driving with all of that cocaine in the back seat.

Coptimistic by TheTrustyDrifter September 11, 2014

Cynoptimism 

Cynoptimism; (sin-op-ti-mism) The personality trait of one who is both cynical in their opinions while maintaining a measurable amount of an optimistic outlook on life in general. May be a more noticeable characteristic during a humorous telling of an anocdote that is dark in nature, yet light in delivery. See also "cynoptimist."

"You've made my cynoptimism into full-blown pessimism."
"I liked him more when he was a cynoptimist rather than a full blown cynic."

Cynoptimism by playerD666 September 21, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019