A smart and sassy
woman. Someone who is a
feminist Jedi. Spontaneous and unhibited since childhood. Someone who instantly lights up a place by their presence!
Name can also mean Chandelier, but is often more closely related to "shit magnet".
Despite being called "shit magnet", she can deal with a lot of shit.
One of the few
english words where the alphabets "Q" and "U" are not bonded together. The pronunciation is "Cun-deal". Where "Cun" rhymes with "sun", and the "d" in "deal" is pronounced as a
soft "d", like in the indian dish "daal".
Under no circumstance is the word to be shortened or elongated. It is not to be disgraced by adjustments in the following ways:
1. Quandeel.
2. Candy.
3. Kandoo
4. Candle
5. Laaltan.
Example 1:
Momi: "OMG all the train connections before my flight are late despite me leaving early!"
Zo: "Aww ma Gad....why you always gotta be such a shit magnet girl?"
Momi: "Nah bro... I'm gonna be Qandeel about this situation."
Example
2:
Dr. 1: "hi"
Dr.
2: "hello"
Dr. 1: "are you okay? you look kinda
sick today? Are suffering from some disease?"
Dr.
2: "oh
sorry... this is just my
face without makeup....."
Dr. 1: "Oh".
Dr.
2 internal monologue: "I am a Qandeel... I am a Qandeel... i will tolerate the
people around me."
Example 3:
Handsome Man 1: "hey dude... who's that hot chick who just walked in?"
Handsome Man 2: "Yaa Dude...she has everyone's attention"
Waj: "That hefa ain't nobody. A Qandeel is a Qandeel".
Example 4:
Newly married U.A.E. couple enters a chandelier store and meets the salesman.
Man: "hi, we're looking for some chandeliers."
Salesman: "yes. I have many Qandeels".
Woman: "I'm very
sorry...but...we don't want.... candles"
Salesman: "small Qandeel or large... she lights up the room either way. Sah? Qandeel is Qandeel."
Man: "we need to move to another country."
