cashew

A person who is half Catholic and half Jewish. (One parent of each religion)

a variation of "Cathjew" for Catholic and Jewish.

My mother is Jewish. My father is Catholic, therefore I am a cashew.

by lileponine June 15, 2004

cashew

A person who either is born from a Catholic and a Jew, or someone who practices from both religions.

Mom's Catholic, Dad's a Jew, so I'm a Cashew.
We celebrate Chanukkah with Christmas and Easter with Passover.

by Lia (came up with this in 2000) October 23, 2007

cashew

Cashew is a tulpa which is also known as an imaginary friend

Hey my cashew is misbehaving today

by EzioReal August 13, 2021

cashew

One who is both Catholic and Jewish. Or simply is of one religion and reveres the other.

Can I have your mezuzah?
Sure, if you give me your crucifix?

by smantha May 27, 2004

cashew

someone with a very small penis that is also curved. it can also be someone who is an overall bad person and has no morals or ethics.

damn that person was very mean to me what a cashew

by the chode destroyer October 11, 2008

cashew

The process of tapping one on the back of the neck during intense fellatio, and causing male intamcy fluids to rush out of the nasal cavity.

Linda used up a whole box of tissues after I gave her that cashew!

by Robert P. James F and KJ May 16, 2004

cashew

When a website has caching issues that makes data out of sync on different pages.

My facebook profile said I had 7,423 friends, but when my friend looked at my profile it said I only had 6,972 friends, so I guess facebook had a lot cashews

by Mike Is February 14, 2008