Cashew

Someone who is small and cute.

Quirky.
Not everyone’s favorite type of nut; not necessarily a good thing, matter of opinion

But look at him, he’s just a lil cashew.

by pumpkinpiemf January 20, 2019

Cashew

The sound of a nut sneezing

Ca,ca,ca,cashew!

by Dirty130 May 12, 2017

Cashew

Being raised by a catholic and jewish parent/celebrating both religions holidays throughout the year

I'm not very religious, but since both of my parents are i call myself a cashew.

by potentlol March 18, 2018

Cashew

When Your Dick is not even longer Than a 5 years old kid you have a Cashew.

Very Small.A bit Curvy,no nuts....like a cashew

Mr.1:Hey!Where's Cashew?
Mr.2:Cashew?
Mr.1:You Know that guy,Simon St-Marie,The guy we used to called Cashew in the Shower,After Our Hockey Games!
Mr.2:Fuck Yeah!Even my little bros have a bigger cock than this guy!

by Unknown Bob September 10, 2007

Cashew

A nut

or

A word that can be used to describe anything.

That TV is cashew good.
or
That bike is cashew bad.

by huckle berry goat June 17, 2008

Cashew

An awkward asshole.

"Ah, you're such a cashew!"

by I am a gecko April 13, 2018

cashew

A person who is half Catholic and half Jewish. (One parent of each religion)

a variation of "Cathjew" for Catholic and Jewish.

My mother is Jewish. My father is Catholic, therefore I am a cashew.

by lileponine June 15, 2004