pitty porn

The act of providing physical or visual sexual favors to someone who would not otherwise deserve them (for example, computer geeks, gamers, or those facing almost certain death)

"Aawwww, your 30 years old and you've never seen a woman naked? I'll pity porn you."

pitty porn by YakBoy June 13, 2004

Pity Porn 

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

Pity Porn by Tidytalker September 23, 2015

porn-a-potty 

n: An old port-a-potty with clippings from porn magazines glued to the wall, and splatterings of cum all over the place. A popular place for losers to choke their respective chickens.

Man, they just moved that new porn-a-potty into my neighborhood. Man, that's good porn.

porn-a-potty by Bladerboy June 1, 2006

Porn-O-Potty 

Watching porn from your phone whilst sitting on the toilet!

I need to take a dump. I'm going to o go use the porn-o-potty. Nothing like good porn and a good shit.

Porn-O-Potty by Ahshemoto April 30, 2020