Blowdywank
Blowdywank by KaylaMattRichard August 26, 2013
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brodywank
To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.
We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.
He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!
Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!
Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
brodywank by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012
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Bloodywanker
A bloodywanker is when a man has sex with a girl that's on her period and when she starts bleeding he wanks off with the blood on it.
Bloodywanker by Lussypover May 17, 2017
Bodywank
An action in which a human being used both hands on either side of another's body. Then thrusting hard up and down on the persons body until they projectile vomit uncontrollably. Best performed during or around time of eating.
Bodywank by The Bodywanker January 28, 2016
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)