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Pof pwned (y)
poffap is cray cray
poffap by keooooooooooo April 7, 2013
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podfapping 

Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.

Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.
"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."

"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"

"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"

"lets all podsterbate"

"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"
podfapping by akumabito November 3, 2005
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Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.
*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!


Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.
poffadock by smokepellet October 18, 2008

porfaplis 

ghetto spanglish slang.

this is pretty much the spanish/spanglish version of plskthx, formed from the melding of the spanish "por favor" and english "please".
ai guantu haf won, porfaplis??

les go au tunai, porfaplis??
porfaplis by cucusa May 11, 2008

Poffacake 

A pun on the popular UK biscuit "jaffa cake". Refers to tall, blonde Swedish men who, like jaffa cakes, have a dark side, a soft side, and a fucked up inside. But again, like jaffa cakes, you love them anyway.
"I met the perfect guy yesterday - I might even go as far as to say he's a Poffacake".
Poffacake by danniiscool March 28, 2017
pop one for a player
Pofap ma?? Maybe for a birthday present??
A brand new dutch term for abusing policemen.

pronunciation: poh-faahs
Shit, we got some poffa's right behind us!

My dad had a warning from a poffa
poffa's by Ramonpep May 15, 2007