Teoing

Similar to Tebowing, Teoing is posing with your arm around your imaginary girlfriend's shoulder, just like Manti Te'o did many a lone night by himself (with a large Samoan man on the other end of the internets).

When I ordered dinner for two and had a conversation with the empty seat next to me, people thought I was insane. Truth is, I was just Teoing

Teoing by ccccchris January 18, 2013

teding 

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

teding by Turkeybaster52 March 13, 2017

African toeing 

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.

"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."

African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

tip toeing 

Slang for sex from behind while standing. The receiving party will usually need to lean on tour something stable i.e. a wall, sink or heavy furniture keeping them on the ball of their feet or tips of their toes.

French Montana's song

"Got your b**** tip toeing on my marble floor!"

tip toeing by Viq November 18, 2014

Marcell Toing 

The worlds greatest dog chef
(just search ratatoing on youtube it won't disapoint]

Chef Marcell Toing prepares the most delicious and exotic dishes, always using special secret ingredients OOOoOOOOOOh I must say that smells delicious.

That ain't cheese it's just plastic. pReCiSeLy

Marcell Toing by Moo/ Kotlyn aka Puddle of Cat June 19, 2020

stubbed toeing 

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

stubbed toeing by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011

boingy toing 

sex and such.

(specifically referring to sexual activities involving a penis or penicular shaped device)

Jessica: hey Robbie you down for some boingy toing later?

Robbie: (to his bros the next day probably) dude Jessica and i had the BEST boingy toing sesh last night it was CRAZY

boingy toing by zombiejubes March 20, 2022