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Similar to Tebowing, Teoing is posing with your arm around your imaginary girlfriend's shoulder, just like Manti Te'o did many a lone night by himself (with a large Samoan man on the other end of the internets).
When I ordered dinner for two and had a conversation with the empty seat next to me, people thought I was insane. Truth is, I was just Teoing
Teoing by ccccchris January 18, 2013
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Having sex with a dead goat
Let's go teding
teding by Turkeybaster52 March 13, 2017
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African toeing 

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.
"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."
African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

tip toeing 

Slang for sex from behind while standing. The receiving party will usually need to lean on tour something stable i.e. a wall, sink or heavy furniture keeping them on the ball of their feet or tips of their toes.
French Montana's song

"Got your b**** tip toeing on my marble floor!"
tip toeing by Viq November 18, 2014

Marcell Toing 

The worlds greatest dog chef
(just search ratatoing on youtube it won't disapoint]
Chef Marcell Toing prepares the most delicious and exotic dishes, always using special secret ingredients OOOoOOOOOOh I must say that smells delicious.

That ain't cheese it's just plastic. pReCiSeLy

stubbed toeing 

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.
Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating
stubbed toeing by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011

boingy toing 

sex and such.

(specifically referring to sexual activities involving a penis or penicular shaped device)
Jessica: hey Robbie you down for some boingy toing later?

Robbie: (to his bros the next day probably) dude Jessica and i had the BEST boingy toing sesh last night it was CRAZY
boingy toing by zombiejubes March 20, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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