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Somebody who watches celebrities- (see gawkerstalker)
Gawker is short for a gawkerstalker
gawker by joanna moran April 23, 2006
A person who stalks celebrities eg/ a gawkerstalker.
Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!
gawker by joanna moran April 24, 2006
Person at a swingers gathering or sex party that is just looking... not participating.

Non participating by-standing at an orgy or swingers event.
"That trick ain't doing nothing, she is a Gawker. Get her @#$ outta here if she ain't dropping it off."

"Worst than a voyeur, a Gawker is usually invited."
Gawker by WerdzWorth February 4, 2019

gawker face 

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face
Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.
gawker face by nash_money September 15, 2011

gee-gawker 

someone who is staring,
usually a lustful stare
at a bar or other public place.
Also can be used as a verb.
"I'm gonna smash that gee-gawker's nose if he keeps staring at my girlfriend." "Stop gee-gawkin' mah cock."
gee-gawker by Dadrun Kwan April 6, 2009

brain-dead gawker 

someone who gawks in your face--inappropriately, of course.
You are on a bus and someone wearing headphones or who looks like they think they're watching a TV program gawks in your face. You don't bother to say "Hello!" (or "WTF?!") because you already know they won't answer nor even blink, but instead you heartily remind yourself under your breathe, "(It's just) a brain-dead gawker (oh yeah!)"
brain-dead gawker by ozmatic November 24, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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