cheese factor 

if a movie is high on 'the cheese factor' it means the movie is very corny/cheesy/sappy/etc.

the television show 'Barney' is very high on the cheese factor

cheese factor by Clarrissa Langley May 9, 2004

cheese factor 

Something extremely corny

That movie had a cheese factor of 10!

cheese factor by Sydney May 9, 2004

Cheese Factor 

A scaled measurement (1-10) judging how far one’s undies have crept up one’s crack (a potentially debilitating condition which can result from any activity that involves bending, crouching or squatting, and is usually coupled with the exposure of butt cleavage). Scores on this scale must not be issued or proclaimed by novices or cheese factor enthusiasts due to the extraordinary variations in the kinds and sizes of undergarments, necessitating weighted metrics for accurate judgments. For example, traditional Mormon unmentionables are so baggy they rarely bunch, so scores higher than 4 are only possible if said handy Mormons are morbidly obese. Conversely, butt-flossies (thongs) garner at least an 8 rating without one even budging off the couch. A Cheese Factor of 10 (otherwise known as Imminent Endangerment) represents a frightening creepage scenario which might best be replicated by sitting on a vertical pencil and taking a direct hit, if you know what we mean. The momentarily intractable situation of a Cheese Factor 10 may require hospitalization or, at the very least, the full tugging might of your spouse, significant other, or a hastily constructed series of pulleys, weights and some type of wardrobe hook. Eww. This scale is employed when describing the potential outcome of an upcoming task. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“Replacing this u-bend will probably result in a Cheese Factor of 7, so brace yourself”.

Cheese Factor by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

cheese factor 

a really gay something... concept, show, whatever. it is the level of cheeseyness therein.

The cheese factor of the Power Rangers is high, so dont watch that shit, B.

cheese factor by linds May 9, 2004

cheese factor 

Describing or comparing how much money one has.

My cheese factor will help me make my decision if im going out tonight or not.

cheese factor by Joseph May 8, 2004

cheese factor 

The ammount of meaningful information that comes out of a guys mouth compared to the ammount of stupid-ass shit that comes out of it.

girl 1: "Kyle's cheese factor has gone up recently"
girl 2: "yeah. Yesterday he made a joke about my breasts and tole me to "chill""

cheese factor by <3s cheese May 9, 2004

cheese factor 

It's the most important factor in all trig equations.

You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.

cheese factor by South Paw May 8, 2004