Laser Music 

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.

Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"

Laser Music by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011

Loser music 

Music that is often listened to by “losers”.

Losers being a term used for people who don’t have many friends, usually because of a fear of losing said “friends”. Most losers are often unique, funny, and/or smart.

“What do you usually listen to?”
“Weezer, radiohead…”
“Wow, I didn’t know you listened to loser music 💀”
“:(“

Loser music by Astor :P January 11, 2024