the name given to a worthy being that takes excessive trips to book stores and drinks cranberry-raspberry juice in excessive proportions.
by SillyWillis September 12, 2011
Get the Kluhm mug.1)the lint that gets stuck on your penis.
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2)someone that is a complete jerkoff.(like calling someone a dick except worse)
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2)someone that is a complete jerkoff.(like calling someone a dick except worse)
1"dude last night while i was taking a shower i saw a kuhmoot on my sack"
2"gosh i cant believe that guy, hes such a kuhmoot"
2"gosh i cant believe that guy, hes such a kuhmoot"
by mister merl magic February 14, 2009
Get the kuhmoot mug.Model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. Voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. Her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret bitch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.
by M. E. Trip December 5, 2010
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by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
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Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."
"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013
Get the Klump mug.When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.
If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.
by Joe Cancun June 26, 2007
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