Kluhm 

the name given to a worthy being that takes excessive trips to book stores and drinks cranberry-raspberry juice in excessive proportions.

After Kluhm went to the bookstore she came home and drank three glasses of cran-raspberry juice.

Kluhm by SillyWillis September 12, 2011

kuhmoot 

1)the lint that gets stuck on your penis.
or
2)someone that is a complete jerkoff.(like calling someone a dick except worse)

1"dude last night while i was taking a shower i saw a kuhmoot on my sack"


2"gosh i cant believe that guy, hes such a kuhmoot"

kuhmoot by mister merl magic February 14, 2009

Heidi Klum 

Model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. Voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. Her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret bitch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.

Is that Heidi Klum on TV? Turn it off before I throw rotten tomatoes at the screen!

Heidi Klum by M. E. Trip December 5, 2010

Klumpus 

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

Klumpus by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klump 

Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.

"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"

Klump by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

kluemper 

When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.

If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.

kluemper by Joe Cancun June 26, 2007

Klumfayonaise 

Another word for lady sauce. Or as other people would call it, vaginal discharge.

Steve: Dat beech had bad klumfayonaise
Sean: I know, it smelt like mouldy milk

Klumfayonaise by MammalPoop May 9, 2011