Anal prospector 

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

Anal prospector by Nikolai Nietzsche August 6, 2011

ANAL PROSPECTOR 

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.

Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.

ANAL PROSPECTOR by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020