Metro-gnome 

(noun) a homonym for "metronome," a "metro-gnome" is a word used to describe a dwarf living in an urban setting. A metro-gnome is city-savvy, unlike the garden gnome usually found in country settings.

Woah, look! A metro-gnome! Now that's one city-savvy dwarf.

Metro-gnome by boredperson1777 July 28, 2011

metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.

That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.

metrognome by spamgobbler April 21, 2010

Metronome

A device used by musicians to mark the beat of the rhyme by making a tick

I can keep a rhythm with no metronome

Metronome by Pleycal March 1, 2017

metronome

The nickname of a girl who moans in perfect 4/4 time, along with the rhythmic movement of a guy's hips.

It wasn't an effort to do a beat, because with his thrust, came my moan. I was a perfect metronome.

metronome by The Metronome October 11, 2010

metronome

A midget that dwells in the subway

I heard there is a colony of metronomes living in the abandoned station at Court Street in Brooklyn Heights

metronome by GloriousBrian January 11, 2011

metrognome

one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.

"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."

metrognome by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007

metronome

The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.

Tim: Dude what did you do last night?

Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.

Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.

metronome by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011