Jayjacking 

The act of someone going about their business, who suddenly feels the urge to masturbate without waiting to find privacy.

Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"

Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"

Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"

Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"

Jayjacking by Galacticfish July 27, 2011

Jaytalking

When someone begins talking while you are already talking and interrupts you. The word can also be applied in situations where people are not supposed to talk i.e at an inappropriate time, during a moment of silence, or even during a movie.

The phrase comes from "jaywalking" when people who cross the street when they are not supposed to and interrupt the flow of traffic.

1. Dude would you quit jaytalking, I'm trying to tell a joke.

2. That guys a total jaytalker, he interrupts me every couple seconds.

Jaytalking by England420 February 18, 2009

JayWalking 

When you cross the street through the middle and not at the intersections were you are supposed to. They call it Jay walking, because back in the 1900s in New York people new yorkers would call call tourist jays, and since jays were really impressed by all of the tall buildings they would walk up to the middle of the street to see how tall they were, therefore the word Jaywalking emerged

Jaywalking is ilegal

JayWalking by Cacahead305 September 1, 2009

jawjackin 

one who talks alot

quit da jawjackin the chow line

jawjackin by bro harris October 2, 2003

jaywalking 

A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.

"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.

jaywalking by navyblue January 12, 2007

jaywalking 

A serious offence of severity similar to murder, rape and manslaughter.

The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.

jaywalking by pianodon July 13, 2010

joylacking 

A signifigant lack of joy. Often brought on by doing severe amounts of homework while sunburned.

I'm so joylacking right now

joylacking by joylacker September 28, 2011