The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of
midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical
moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front
door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for
Christmas?!
2>
F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That
f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!