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crockford by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011
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the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
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crockford
The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.
[Kalven Crockford]
(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.
[Kalven Crockford] by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008
rockford
To perform a dangerous or extreme maneuver while driving a car, usually involving a moving U-turn, particularly while in heavy traffic.
Derived from the cool 70’s television private detective show: Rockford Files, staring James Gardner. He drove a Firebird.
Derived from the cool 70’s television private detective show: Rockford Files, staring James Gardner. He drove a Firebird.
I missed my turn so I had to do 'a Rockford' in the middle of the street.
The traffic is stopped in this lane. Hang 'a Rockford' and go another way.
The traffic is stopped in this lane. Hang 'a Rockford' and go another way.
rockford by Lee Whitfield October 3, 2007
rockford il
A great place I grew up in and still live in. it may have its quirks but what town does not. when nearby towns are in trouble Rockford il is there on the double. the hospitals are great the bars are fun and the people are great and the mayor is awesome and the festivals are fun and we have many many food choices to eat at and there is plenty to do we have a history in rockford that most dont know about check out www.rockfordreminisce.com/Restaurants_Gallery_2.html and you will see rockford was a hidden gem. I lvoe rockford no matter what people say!
rockford il by dj fever April 22, 2015
Rockford
A small picturesque town in west Michigan home to the fierce Rockford Rams. Grad classes are upwards of six hundred and every team is number one in the state thanks to steroids. Because Rockford is perfect, any flunker, flunkie, and pregnant girl is redirected to the nearby school, river "retard" valley. Nine out of ten families are rich, conservative republicans while the rest are democrats. The school is 99.4% Caucasian, and black kids are celebrities. The cops hate the kids, because every last one is stoned. Rockford is home to the biggest marijuana trade in west michigan. Teachers only like you if you've made varsity by playing before you could walk.
Look at that Rockford kid!
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
Rockford by StonedRamette August 5, 2011