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granolagay 

A homosexual male that is not interested in fashion, culture, or Broadway musicals but instead has more characteristics of a lesbian.

Examples) A gay man that wears Jesus sandals and doesn't bathe often. A gay man with a vegan diet, or a PETA membership. A gay man who is often mistaken as straight until he begins speaking.
Although Steve lived in Chelsea and often wore an "I'm Gay" t-shirt, people usually thought he was straight because of his Williamsburg-hippie style and dirty, untrimmed, beard, so he wasn't shocked to hear the other Chelsea boys call him a granolagay.
granolagay by toysrdave October 18, 2010
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GranolaBar 

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.
Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?
GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021
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granolabarluvrr

They make amazing content and are very lovely. They are happily married to liveformikasa. They love granola bars and banana bread. They are super good at making banana bread and is an amazing chef. <33
“Did you see that granolabarluvrr posted a new video today

“Yes I did”

GranolaBar 

Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*

C2: Someone say GranolaBar?
GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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