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jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

bankskank 

a hoe who only gets with a dude to get his money
"joe, you know that girl Jill, i hear shes a bankskank."
bankskank by alex brownie January 28, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

jackin' the beanstalk 

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

Beanstalker 

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.
Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.
Beanstalker by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010

jack the beanstalk 

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me
jack the beanstalk by Dave June 6, 2004