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head surfing

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The act of nodding off, then upon realizing that your head has fallen forward, pulling it back up in an attempt to stay awake. Happens most frequently while in front of a computer working on a boring report or in long meetings/lectures/classes.
Dude. Did you see Jim head surfing through today's Econ 101 lecture? He was fighting hard to stay awake!
by bajeckabean March 1, 2010
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Surging A Head Clean Off

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When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
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